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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Crossed and Killed Over

Hey again everyone,

Thanksgiving is over and I'm about a hundred pounds heavier, but it was all in chocolate covered almonds so I ain't complaining. Still working on Lunar Dawn when I can, and I've almost broken the 100 page mark. After two more weeks, finals will be over and I'll get to chill at home on a long Christmas break. Hopefully, my juices will start flowing better and I'll be able to knock a good chunk of it out. My holiday was very nice. I got to see my little bro and FINALLY was able to play Halo 3, Bioshock and Guitar Hero III (which is nowhere NEAR as good as II, except for a very few songs). It was really nice to see all of the family from out of state, and I had duck for the first time in my life, which was just absolutely delicious. But all this cheer was all put on the back burner when I discovered that the Hollywood crap machine was spitting out another shameless slop job of a movie.

Over the break I got around to buying the DVD of Alien. It was a film released in 1979 directed by Ridley Scott (surprisingly, the same man who had me shaking my head with American Ganster). If you love science fiction and horror, then this movie is for you. The basic plot follows the journey of a commercial spaceship, the Nostromo, as it makes its way to Earth with millions of tons of mineral ore. The crew is rerouted to investigate a mysterious transmission of unknown origin and class. Upon doing so, they accidentally allow a hostile life form on board that rapidly grows into a deadly creature. Even though it's rated R, the violence and language are considerably tame compared to today's movies, so I still HIGHLY recommend it.

So why am I writing a bad review on Alien? Well I'm not, I'm writing a review on the bad people who had abused the franchise. After Alien in '79, there was a sequel: Aliens, followed by Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection, but the latter two films were not nearly as well-received as their predecessors. In 1990 the film Predator (starring our favorite Californian: Arnold. It's funny, if you ever see a movie poster for this film, his last name takes up the entire top line) was released in theaters. It only spawned one sequel, but would also fall victim to the same cruel vice against fans I am about to reveal.

Both films were such monumental hits that fans were screaming for more. In 2004, they got more both franchises in the movie Alien vs Predator. Now for those who had seen Freddy vs Jason, they may have been able to predict what was coming (Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street were both regarded as excellent horror films by themselves, but the cross-over only gained a 40% approval rating). Concerning AVP, there isn't much to say. Two alien races come to Earth for one thing: carnage. They get plenty of it as humans are whacked off right and left. The concept is OKAY at the most: the Predators like to hunt powerful animals that are challenging to kill, and since the Alien race is nearly invincible, it's assumed they were after the ultimate prey. At the end, the battle between the two is technically inconclusive, but it DOES leave an opening for another film. But with so much negative criticism from fans and a sharp financial decline after only ONE WEEK of showing, would they really want to go on?

Well guess what? On Christmas Day of this year, AVP 2 is scheduled to be released in theaters. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The first one wasn't that great, why push your luck? Isn't it BAD when you lose money?

This article is meant to chase after crossovers in general. When a big hit like Alien or Predator comes out, I fell that it's better off left alone to bask in its own, glorious aura. Works like that are so great because...well that's it! They stand on their own two feet apart from the mainstream. But put two works like that together and something in the film-making formula just goes all screwy. When they were separate, the creatures had a mysterious appeal to them and that helped make them scary. Revealing all there is to know about them? Eh...maybe in the sequel, MAYBE after lots of searching and following shady clues, but why reduce them to mere grunts in large armies going after each other?

It's just like those crappy, black and white movies where King Kong goes against Godzilla time after time and no one dies. In the original films, the monsters were these great, legendary beasts that no other creature on Earth could match....except ANOTHER legendary beast that no other...see where I'm going with this? It diminishes the glimmer of what the filmmakers wanted to portray as awe-inspiring.



The Marvel comics are just as guilty (might as well include DC, Vertigo, and some others), but there are over 100 characters in each series so that means there are about 10,000 possible crossovers...no comment...



Just because the first installment of the series (maybe the second) is good, the series can still be butchered beyond belief. The original Friday the 13th was a movie that became so popular it knocked The Empire Strikes Back off of its proper place at the #1 slot! There's a difference between senseless slashers and interesting crime films (such as Thomas Harris' Silence of the Lambs or John Carpenter's Halloween. Try comparing them to crap like Saw or Hostel) so I bet the original 13th wasn't bad. But its mass praise spawned a seemingly never-ending span of sequels that downgraded it from being special and transformed it into the cliche murder/massacre crap we've been getting non-stop ever since. The full story was told in three films. If they did such a good job with just three, why'd they have to go further? What were they thinking (more like, what were they NOT thinking)?!



Now, there is one exception, and it's a video game called Kingdom Hearts. Many famous Disney characters and other game personalities (such as Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, etc.) make an appearance in this massive alchemy. But the catch is that it involves inter-dimensional travel, therefore, isolating the original worlds of each character. It was a good move, because it doesn't distort the back story and makes for an interesting combination of side-quests. The series has gotten lots of praise, but since I don't own a PS 2, I can't say from personal experience.



So what about CRAPPY cross-overs? Well, AVP 2 is the only film on the horizon that's been confirmed, so I've compiled a list to give the Hollywood hacks a few ideas:



Rocky vs Cinderella Man (I honestly don't know who'd win.....)

Harry Potter vs Earthsea

Lord of the Rings vs Eragon (Oh crap, somebody please kill me now...)

Master Cheif vs Samus Aran (The ULTIMATE battle of the sexes...)

Talledega Nights vs Blade of Glory (Yeah, an all-out fag fest....great...)

Star Wars vs Star Trek: The Borg against the Droids (What, no Jedi Knights?)

Resident Evil vs Doom (Demons from Hell against zombies? Hmm...)

Constantine vs The Exorcist

Jonny Cash vs Ray (Heck, why not?)

Lassie vs Old Yeller (Call the Humane Society...)

Home Alone vs Dennis the Menace


Okay, I think I'm getting carried away....just a little. Anyway, my point has been made. Hope you all are enjoying yourselves and survived the after-holiday sales. I was out there for only a little bit, but it was brutal *shiver*

Power to the pen and those who protect their life's work's dignity with it!

Monday, November 19, 2007

Terrors of the Turkey

Hello readers,

Well, it's the week of Thanksgiving. Yes, in only two short days, families all over the county will be sitting down to give God some SERIOUSLY overdue credit. It's that spectacular time of year when folks will try to ramble off everything that's happened to them over the past few months because they live too far away from their relatives and can't visit on a regular basis. As early as 9 AM, the highways will be jam-packed with over sized mini-vans full of crazy people who didn't get out of the house in time to beat rush hour (heck, even rush hour trying to sneak out early and can't even beat ITSELF). For many, this is the LAST thing they want to be apart of. I mean, honestly, could you REALLY look forward to a day when folks you haven't seen in who knows how long, come over and nearly eat all of your food? I've already sent out advanced emails to the family declaring my dorm room OFF LIMITS....unless they're in the mood for a Thanksgiving dinner consisting of saltine crackers, with some peanut butter, orange juice and Fig Newtons. I've only got one can of chunky soup left, and I'm saving it for an emergency.



And speaking of emergencies, that's exactly the kind of situation we're going to have on our hands AFTER the holiday is over! I am, of course, referring to a social crisis that you can only get by living in a capitalist society: shopping sales. Let's be realistic, mothers all over the US are drawing up battle plans for the imminent "D-Day" that's fast approaching. Several key establishments (aka "Target Zones") have already began fortifying themselves to repel the invasion of MPPCFs (money-packed-purse-carrying-females). THESE gals are the Navy Seals of the middle class. They can turn a family of one husband and three kids (maybe a dog) into a kick-butt band of cutthroat coupon commandos! So your son is only five years old? Ha! Ten seconds in parking lot at Wal-Mart and he'll be climbing on people to get that last container of yogurt because your geek cousin Phil "The Pill" Martin is lactose intolerant and can't eat ice cream for dessert.



Wait a sec....I got a great idea! This whole thing could solve the problem in Iraq! All we have to do is turn these 8+ million people loose in Pakistan, Iraq, Syria and Arabia, and have them use credit cards to buy out all of the terrorists' weapons! Why hasn't the CIA come up with this yet? If you can't beat em, buy em out! Just monpolize the black market and leave them with nothing but crappy rubber band guns, Nerf darts, and cherry bombs. Heh, strap THOSE on and try to blow up someone you rotten jihaders! I know what you're thinking: "They're hiding in caves." And all I can say is that you OBVIOUSLY don't know what a fully-trained MPPCF can do. Armed with a list, extra cell phone minutes, speed dial, and high heel shoes (Yes, high heels. The constant clicking against the tile floor warns civilians to get out of the way and avoid the cross-fire. It's a federal requirement.), they can find ANYTHING! So what if there are no more fat-free Oreos on the shelf? If the sales representative doesn't specifically say, "We do not have that item in stock," they have it, and they're about to lose it for 30% off the retail value.



The most annoying thing about after-holiday sales are those BORING commercials they show on TV. Every store you could possibly find in a phonebook seems to have something going on. Why? They're trying to avoid taking the blunt of the invasion by dumping it all on their competition. I mean, COME ON, you'd have to be one crazy store manager to invite that kind of punishment on your employees. The psychological damage that results is nearly irreversible. Bars owners have learned that even tripling their stock doesn't provide enough alcohol to stabilize each veteran that comes along. Those guys need a lot of juice.



"So, Ed, who were you with?"

"Best Buy, morning shift, 2nd CSP (customer service platoon), video game aisle."





"Woah, dude. Barkeep, set him up another one on me. What happened out there? I heard you boys got hit pretty hard."

"It was Hell man. The shift manager was down only ten minutes after the action started. The Geek Squad had to drag him behind the counter before they could get him to calm down."

"God have mercy!"



"Th...those moms, they were everywhere! Jumping out of the aisles, jumping out of the freking AISLES, man!"


"Poor chap."

"Here's to Benny. Newly released DVD's won't be the same without you."




Unfortunately, medical science has yet to find a way to protect clerks from such effects. Although group prep sessions have been clinically proven to help reduce the severity of the damage, this is a dangerous game, and new methods of cruel and unusual punishment are introduced each year. Thankfully, there's one safeguard that many stores now have in place: time limits. That's right, the sales are only good for about two hours for one day in the entire week.



*breaths* Well, in all seriousness, Thanksgiving IS a great time to celebrate this country we live in and the numberless blessings God Almighty has afforded to us. If you're having trouble thinking of things to be thankful for, just look around. You'll notice that our women don't have to cover their faces and walk twenty feet BEHIND the man they're with. You won't have to pray three times a day towards a city in the east you may have never been to. You don't even have to know which way east IS! But remember, there are those who have to work just because they got the short straw, or maybe they don't have a family to celebrate with period! And let's not forget the brave men and women who have to eat dinner in tents because they're overseas.



So while you're out in all the madness this week, do everyone a favor and be extra nice. Sure, it may be funny as crap to watch some poor ol sap get trampled like a bug in a heard of wildebeest at the mall, but wait till you're at least fifty feet away before laughing at them. I hope you all have a safe, turkey-stuffed Thanksgiving.



Power to the pen and those who set it down to count their blessings!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Surprise! A Crsis Prolonged

Hey readers,

Nothing too special has happened since the last post. I'm still editing Lunar Dawn for its printed version. Each time I get done I have to slowly back away from the computer and wipe the sweat off my brow, proof of how intense the action is in this story. Anyway, while I was surfing the net one day I came upon an interesting discovery. It seems young fantasy author Christopher Paolini has decided to expand his Inheritance series by making it a cycle (4 books) instead of a trilogy as he originally planned.

His argument for this was rather interesting: according to a video announcement, which can still be viewed (http://alagaesia.com/kvetha/?detectqt=false&) Paolini says that he felt three books were not enough to fit the entire story into, in addition to not being in consistency with certain characters...um...character. Personally, I've stumbled upon the exact situation myself in writing. Since the description of his choice is still kind of vague, we can only speculate as to what specifically contributed to the spawning of a fourth book.

What also interests me is how Random House seemed to go along without putting up a fuss. All of the Inheritance books so far have a reference to the trilogy printed somewhere on them, whether it be the front cover or the last page in the back. How are they going to handle the inconsistency? They obviously can't re-print millions of copies of both books just to correct that one mistake, and the idea of a re-call is ludicrous. The only practical solution is to drop the word "trilogy" and just call the series "Inheritance" with nothing else attached.

The bigger question concerns the audience. Will Inheritance fans be patient enough to wait for this forth book? It's been almost 3 years since Eldest was first released in hard cover on August 23, 2005, and people are getting tired of waiting on this still-untitled-book III. If he takes any longer on #4, other aspiring authors (such as yours truly) will have an ample chance of stealing the spotlight, thus increasing the competition.

What's funny is the fact that as I type these words, millions of people across the world are groaning to themselves, "Oh $%!#, now we have to put up with that stupid series even LONGER now?!" Insane asylums are being packed full with poor folks who just can't take it anymore, supermarkets are baring the doors and windows to prevent looting, the Nation Guard is stockpiling weapons, and special teams of riot police are being trained to handle the coming hysteria.

Ok....maybe it isn't THAT bad....yet.

After all this time, Paolini had best be able to pull off a really, REALLY good book if he wants to prove that good things come to those who wait. If not, well, I'll leave that up to your imagination.

Power to the pen and those who wield it!

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Salute! Present...Graditude!

Good Monday morning readers,

I should have had this post up yesterday, but this topic ought to be discussed often. Veteran's Day was yesterday, the nation holiday where we set aside time to honor all of those, both living and dead, peace or war, who have served in the United States Armed Forces.

As I typed out an email to my grandfather thanking him for his service in Korea, I asked myself: Are veterans today satisfied with their work? In other words, do they think their sacrifice made this country better? Are they proud of what we have become? This quesion would have to be taken on an individual basis, but I have some thoughts. War has changed in style, tactics, conflicting parties and so on, but the basic principles and lessons the human race has failed to learn are still there. After the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, the recuiting stations were packed with volunteers. When American troops were committed to fight against the Communists in Vietnam, young boys were drug kicking and screaming to the battlefield. In 1941, the volunteers knew that everything they had grown to love was now thretened by two ominous foriegn powers. In 1969, folks were scratching their heads wondering why WE had to play policeman in a civil war over 1,000 miles away.

A soldier is a very amazing person. He isn't allowed to tell you what he thinks about the president or the goverment, but when you order him to go shoot another human who's been labled as a threat to national security, he simply replies, "Yes sir." Above all people on Earth, they hate war the most. Why? Well, because they fought it! I was reading an essay called "Okinawa: The Bloodiest Battle of All" by William Manchester. William was a Marine who fought and survived the battle. One of the objectives in his essay was to bring to light the true horror of warfare, as he experienced it. He says in one paragraph, "One of the facts withheld from civilians during World War II was that the Kabar fighting knives, with seven inch blades honed to such precision that you could shave with them, were issued to Marines and we were taught how to use them. You never cut downward. You drove the point of your blade into a man's lowe belley and ripped upward. In the process, you became soaked in another man's gore."

Sickening, isn't it? That's the price of defending freedom, and it hasn't changed at any time in history. When you're pitted against another human being who is just as zealous (in mose cases) for his cause as you are, there is only one rule: kill or be killed. Soldiers may not like the Congress that declares war or the President that orders such-and-so operation to quell whatever little brushfire in that small country way over which way, but they're stuck in it with millions of other men and women, all who are ready to die for us AND each other.

Are they proud?

In my studies I've noticed a significant difference between soldiers and civilians. There are two famous examples in our ouwn heritage. General George S. Patton saw fit to rampage into the U.S.S.R and crush their military power to such an extent, they would never be able to oppose us again. He said, "I could go whip em right now and make it look like it's their fault!" Why? Because he was an avid historian who knew their culture well, and he knew they couldn't be trusted. Did we listen? No. We had just beaten Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan after nearly five years of bloodshed. You'd have to crazy to keep going! Public support would have dropped like a rock, the other nations of the world would have seen us as no different than the Germans or Japanese, and more than likley, our tired military wouldn't have been able to get the job done quick enough, opening up the possibility of resorting to using the new Atom Bomb.

As a result of our noble dicison, the Soviets became a royal pain in the world's butt. The countries they liberated during the WW II never got their freedom back. They became part of the Iron Curtain, and what was left of Germany was divided into Communist East and the free West. The Cold War was on, and it wouldn't end until 1989, the same year I was born. General Patton knew what was coming. All we knew about was what had already happend. We wanted a quick end to the conflict without giving much care to the future result. Patton may have been right.

As that crisis was taking root, another grew up like a weed. North Korea had recieved unexcpeted support from hundreds of thousands of Chinese troops that pour across the Yalu River. MacArther demanded permission to fight back, but the Soviets *sigh* were political allies of the Chinese, and by this point, had also developed the Atom Bomb. To fight against China would have meant risking a fight with Russia. Stalin had Europe in the palm of his hand. If he entered the battle, another World War could have erupted. Despite Chinese agression, a truce ended hostilities on July 27, 1953. The border between the two nations became a neutral zone.

Because of our brave choice, North Korea still exists, using every cent of its money to build up the military, and China is getting stronger by the day. They have a domonating presence on the world market and their staggering population is enough to put rabbit breeding to shame. We were forced to back down in a tough spot at a bad time. MacArther could have been right. We may have been right.

Here we are in 2007. We've been fighting in Iraq for over four years. A nation that used to give up everything to protect its flag is now plagued with those who seek a right to burn it. Is this what out soldiers fought and died for? Is this why they answered the call? I have no answers, but let me say this: never should we hate or despise those who are forced to kill for our sake. They have given up everything so we can have it in their place.

To all veterans who may be readign this. Thank you. From the heart of a young man who is ignorant to all aspects of what it is REALLY like, thank you. You are in my prayers and thoughts.

General MacArther said in his final public appearence, "Old soldiers don't die, they just fade away." I wish that weren't so, and I hope your actions will be forever engrained in the memory of this nation.

The pen is mightier than the sword, eh? I say: power to the pen, but may God Almighty, and American the beautiful, bless those who chose the sword!!!



Thursday, November 8, 2007

Dull Day

Hello again readers,

Well, it's been a few days since I last posted. I've been real busy getting projects for college done and starting new ones. I am currently reading some fantasy books and I hope to post reviews for them soon.

Anyway, I was at the doctor the other day. While waiting to be called in, I looked up at the TV. There was a message that said, "If you cannot keep your appointment, please notify us 24 hours in advance." Why are they just now telling me this? It was only my second time visiting this office and I had no clue about their policies. By this point I was bored to tears, so I began to wonder off into very strange thoughts. I was soon making a list of all the things that would go wrong. What if I break my leg while climbing the stairs to my appointment? What then? Will I have to go up the stairs anyway to reschedule and THEN get my leg fixed? Or maybe I call, leave a message with the secretary, but then she has a heart attack and I don't hear from the doc till two weeks, giving time for the funeral and everything else.

What if I reschedule and then someone before me cancels? Do I have to go sooner and thus rearrange my daily plans to fit the change? What if there is a major terrorist attack and martial law is declared? Will there be anyone at the office to take my call?

This is stupid I know, but I'm not making it up, the TV actually said that, and it's got me paranoid.

Well, that's all I have the energy to write today. I'll be back with something of literary value next time. Oh, everything went fine by the way.

Power to the pen and those who aren't confused by it!

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Don't Count All Your Eggs Before They're Hatched, One of Them Might Be Stolen! ( A review of the Inheritence conflict and my personal feelings)

Good day readers,

No introduction here, the title says it all.

Eragon...oh boy....Eragon....this topic is a powder keg waiting to go off. If you have a lot of friends that are die-hard fantasy lovers, you had best read this article, and others, to know what you're getting yourself into. This novel has caused one of the biggest firestorms among sword and sorcery readers today. For those of you who have read the book, you may like this, and for those who haven't, pay attention.


Eragon is a fantasy novel, the first in a trilogy called Inheritance, by Christopher Paolini. Paolini was home schooled, graduating at age 15. In multiple interviews, he stated that Eragon was not only a way to keep himself entertained while isolated at his Montana home, but also the tale of his boyhood daydreams. Eragon was first published through the Paolini family's private press, and the following year was spent promoting. In a stroke of good fortune, the book was picked up by the young son of Carl Hiaasan, an author employed under Random House. His son liked the book so much Carl brought it to his editor's attention. Shortly afterwards, it was accepted, and Random House got the rights to the entire trilogy. Eragon shot up to the top of the best-seller list like a backwards bolt of lightning, managing to knock Harry Potter of its place at the #1 slot.


Sounds like an amazing story, right? A classic rags-to-riches (for lack of a better term) tale that we all dream of? Well, so far we've only talked about the book, not the story contained within its pages.


The basic plot is this: a 15 year old farm boy named Eragon finds a mysterious egg, a dragon egg that the entire Empire is looking for. The egg hatches and Eragon names the dragon Sapphira. He happens to be living with his uncle, since his parents died long ago. The Empire's men kill the uncle in search of the egg, forcing Eragon to flee his home accompanied by an old hermit/warrior named Brom, who trains Eragon to fight as they run. Now, I'm only skimming the VERY surface of the novel, but does this all sound familiar? Of course it does! Here's the chart that many critics use to label the book:



Eragon=Luke Skywalker

Brom=Obi Wan Kenobi

Arya= Princess Leah (Except Arya is mean)

Sapphira=R2D2/C3PO/plans of Death Star

Garrow=Uncle Owen

Inheritance=Star Wars/Lord of the Rings



This is not MY brilliant idea or revelation. This is what thousands of people have seen for themselves. Personally, I didn't catch any of this crap when I first read the book at age 15. By that point in my life, I was trying to finish my own work and figured that a good way to sharpen the ol' mind was to read popular fantasy, thus getting a feel for the market. I'm not an avid reader, but I got through Eragon pretty quickly. Only after I finished its sequel, Eldest, did I begin to find out what was going on.



The list of things that Inheritence gets blasted for is endless: bad prose, bad character development, plagiarism, lack of consistency, lack of originality, etc. It's true that there are multiple flaws in every writer's work, even legends like C.S. Louis, Stephen King, Robert Jordan, and so on. For every few million who help get a best-seller where it is, there are ALWAYS those who have either never heard of it, or just aren't interested. For Eragon, however, it is a whole new thing. For every few million who buy and like the book, there are several thousand who are doing everything they can to kill it! I haven't seen a crucible this big since those religious people went after Harry Potter! But why try to burn Eragon at the stake? He isn't a witch.....I think.

What do I think? Well I enjoyed the novel. Sure there are plenty of things that I would have changed, like as the frequent use of the word 'aye'. Eragon uses this word almost every single time when he really means 'yes'. Normally I wouldn't be annoyed by this, but he's the ONLY character in the WHOLE book who says it! That's right, not even the dwarves of all people say it, and drawrs are supposed to be like Scotsmen: good ol' boys that drink loads of ale and kick butt for a living (lucky jerks). Wait.....did anyone notice that I called the dwarves 'drawrs'? See, that's what happens when you try to get involved in something like this. The two clashing sides swirl in your head like screeching infants until your brain goes numb and you start to hallucinate! To the normal, logical human being this whole thing is too weird to describe! How could someone hate a book so much?


No one can deny that SOMEBODY liked Eragon, because otherwise, a titan like Random House wouldn't have taken it to begin with. It's obvious that the editors and the readers are thinking on very different levels. It doesn't matter which side of this debate you pick, because everyone knows the similarities between Paolini, Lucas and Tolkien. To the die-hard, cannot stand, absolutely detest, anit-Eragon people, here's my question: Star Wars and LOTR has revolutionize literature/movies in every possible way. Who hasn't been inspired by them? And if Lucas hasn't filed suit, or Tolkien's family pressed charges, then why are you making such a fuss? Paolini's a new writer, why not wait and see how his other books do after Inheritance? He might improve.

Now, for all of those who love the series: if there was someone who made millions of dollars and received praises from crowds of adoring fans because they stole another person's ideas, wouldn't you want to know?
This is one reason I took such pains to eliminate all possible cliches from my work: because no debut author should have to endure the torment that Paolini has taken in such great stride. However, any author who frauds off of great artists ought to be exposed, but doing so is very difficult. Plagiarism is a tricky business, and if you've ever taken an advanced English class where they make you learn MLA (Maniacal Losers Academics as I call it) you know what I mean. There are so many small, tedious rules and guidelines that you have to take the work in question word by word. Surprisingly, there are lots who seem to want the job.

By far, the biggest disappointment for fans and haters of the series alike was the Eragon movie released in December of 2006. It starred Ed Speleers as Eragon, Jeremy Irons as Brom (one of my favorite actors) Robert Carlyle as Durza, and John Malkovich as King Galbatorix. It only garnered a 16% approval rating at Rotten Tomatoes, the 10th lowest of the year. I saw the film myself, and I have one word for it....ARRRGGHHH!
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!

HUGE sections of the book had been chopped out, and even the most basic plot elements were screwed around. Eragon was 17 in the film even though the novel describes him as 15 years old, having a birthday somewhere in the middle of the story. Did they even read the book? How could they not get THAT right? It was incredibly fast-paced, events that set up the other two books are just non-existent which eliminates the possibility of a sequel, my favorite roles (Brom and Durza, played by Irons and Carlyle) got the best lines in the film but they both die, and speaking of stars, poor Malkovich! Galbatorix was only mentioned in the book, NEVER seen in any part what so ever, (heck, even Eldest didn't even show him!) but in the movie he has, at the most, TEN minutes of screen time divided up into three short scenes. My dear friend Michale once commented on the role, "He's all like, 'I suffer without my stone...wait....no we have to do that again I showed too much emotion'". He's right too, despite his short time in the film, Malkovich could have at least TRIED to be convincing.

Another disappointment for me was the fact that Peter Buchman wrote the screenplay. This guy is best known for Jurassic Park III, a film that I greatly enjoyed. Now, I'm willing to go easy on him....IF this is his first attempt at fantasy. Even BEFORE the film came out, every fan I talked to wanted Peter Jackson to do it. A quesiton I always ask myself about bad book-based movies is this: They know that millions of fans want the movie to be as good or better than the book, why can't they take the extra time to allow the author to get involved? What ever happened to all that talk about someone's vision?
With fans all over the world still waiting for book number three, both sides are probably getting ready for a showdown. Let's try to stay out of the crossfire, but by all means, get some popcorn ready because it's going to be a heck of a show.

Power to the pen and those who wield it without being cast alive into the blazing flames of senseless literary condemnation!

Thursday, November 1, 2007

A Very Good Morning

Hello again readers,

I hope you all had an awesome Halloween and first day of November. I didn't do much, but I have some exciting news that you may be interested in.

For those of you who haven't read my first post, I'm a novelist, or if you want to call me a free-lance writer that's fine too. My primary genres are fantasy and science fiction, even though I'm starting to dabble in the thriller aspect as well. My first book, Lunar Dawn, is currently available for download from an electronic company called Club Lighthouse Publishing (just look at my first post for their website).

But that's all about to change. As of this week, I have started down a path that will lead my book to a printing press. That's right, Lunar Dawn is coming out in paperback! Now many of you may be wondering why this is exciting. Well, I'll tell you why, starting with the story.

Lunar Dawn is the first installment in my series "The Eclipse Chronicles". The book begins in the middle of this destructive war in which the kingdom Juran is the last standing opposition to hordes of Demons that have overrun the planet. These Demons, however, come from outer space, so no one knows a single thing about them. Their technology is far superior and they have the Juran armies outnumbered at least 10 to 1. The only thing keeping the planet from being totally engulfed by darkness is a young Juran soldier named Ephraim Jordan. Ephraim is an alien who was taken in by the Jurans after his world was conquered by the same Demons he now fights against. He carried a sword called the Eclipse Crescent, which is embedded with supernatural magic powers. Ephraim is known as the Holy Knight, and the Demons want him dead more than anyone else. The only problem is that they can't beat him.

The novel follows Ephraim as he volunteers for a mission that basically orders him to end the war be way of slaying Cain, the Demon king. Along the way, Ephraim gets help from a number of people who all want to see the ear of terror end. His long time friend and mentor, the mage Codya Manasseh, accompanies him on the trip as they dive into a twisted web of danger and deceit. That's all I'm going to say about the basic plot, so I hope you're interested enough to read it.

What I WILL say is that it is nothing like any fantasy novel you've ever read. First of all, there are very few cliche elements, such as elves, dwarfs, etc. Even when I DID have them in the story, they've nearly been hunted to extinction by the Demons, thus playing a very insignificant role to begin with. I eventually thought, "Why bother?" So I took them out completely and focused on developing my other races, like Gravers, War Birds, Ra'kiy, and Nymphs just to name a few.

There were a few things I added from the conventional elements to make a kind of blend. For example, Ephraim is an alien from another planet. We know this because the book mentions that he has pointed ears, like an elf, and violate eyes with grey hair. I also introduced some classic horror characters that seem to have been forgotten over the years, especially in modern fantasy, like vampires and warlocks. Basically, I did everything I could to make sure this work was as original as possible.

But don't worry, I kept all the necessities of a good story: romance, suspense, horror, action, humor, more action, more romance, action and just too many things to list on this page!

Anyway, this is just an initial announcement. I will be editing the book to make the parts better and the overall flow more unique. More updates will be posted on here as soon as something develops. I'd be more take orders if you want your name on the list. Email me today!

Power to the pen and those who wield it!